{"id":8685,"date":"2011-09-02T13:32:54","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T01:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.novostinz.co.nz\/index\/?p=8685"},"modified":"2011-09-02T14:15:56","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T02:15:56","slug":"%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-02-09-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.novostinz.co.nz\/index\/2011\/09\/02\/%d0%be%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82%d1%8c-%d1%8d%d1%82%d0%b0-%d0%bf%d1%8f%d1%82%d0%bd%d0%b8%d1%86%d0%b0-02-09-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"\u041e\u043f\u044f\u0442\u044c \u044d\u0442\u0430 \u043f\u044f\u0442\u043d\u0438\u0446\u0430… (02.09.2011)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u041e\u0447\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0434\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0432\u0435\u0441\u0435\u043b\u0430\u044f \u0444\u043e\u0442\u043e-\u043f\u043e\u0434\u0431\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0430 \u043e\u0442 Chatskij<\/em>:<\/p>\n

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Mom? Can you come and get me down now?<\/p><\/div>\n

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I'm not coming out. You'll have to come in and get me.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Kung Fu Panda...bring it on!<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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On the count of three.... lift!<\/p><\/div>\n

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Does this log make my butt look fat?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Betcha can't see me.<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Oops! Slight miscalculation.<\/p><\/div>\n

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You go. I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit.<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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It wasn't me! I didn't steal this bamboo shoot! It was just sitting here, I swear it!<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom.<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Pardon me but do you have a napkin?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Darn paparazzi! Could we have a little privacy please?<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Dear Martha Stewart: I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy butt.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Shhhh! I'm reviewing..<\/p><\/div>\n

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I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again. What is the matter with me?..<\/p><\/div>\n

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I'm sure there's a way out somewhere. I saw an ant go this way yesterday.<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Pandas looking for lost earrings...<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Absolutely nothing accomplished. The perfect day for a panda...<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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Is it Friday today or what?..<\/p><\/div>\n

 <\/p>\n

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 <\/p>\n

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